Fun fact: Tony Stark’s beard is made of nutella.

emmafrog94:

indyfalcon:

Tony Stark’s Gotee vs. Seneca’s Beard 

Omg…..Hunger Games and Iron Man…….YOU GET THE BESSSSST OF BOTH WORLDS!

Daisy and I quote this to each other every day!!

chuckhistory:

One day… we will probably all have detachable penises… one day…

chuckhistory:

Someone emailed me today to tell me that I made their day. That was nice to hear. 

I don’t want to be the only person making days. 

You can make someone else’s day by writing Salt N Pepa lyrics on the toilet paper in whatever bathroom you might find yourself in. It’s really just that easy.  

Have fun making someone’s day! 

theformoftheirheads:

c4thyht4c:

Aspergers! Lmfao

 What is eyyeerrrrrr?

actegratuit:

TOM MARTIN

chuckhistory:

My friend sent me this from a bookstore in Thaniel Hall in Boston.

If I ever come across a girl sporting “The George Bush,” I will probably ask her to marry me, and then I will make her go shave that silly look off her vagina.

funnypicsblog:

Meanwhile…in America…

funnypicsblog:

Words of Wisdom from Mitch Hedberg

RIP MITCH!! You’re the real hero!