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How Are You Even Fair? || In No Order [4/100]
↳ Beau Mirchoff
The Office Hobo: A Slinky Kiss
“It started as a slobbering kiss, performed in jest to punctuate a mock adolescent argument. Only this time, there was no cold shower wall or hot rush of water in the eyes to stop us. We were like the coils of a slinky crashing down a stairway, as unlikely as it is certain, speeding hastily but…
Helen Masacz - Empty Bed / How Can You Sleep At Night. Oil on Board, 70x44 cm
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!
2.PRESS PLAY
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING
Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered
OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH
I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”
NO NO NO NO NO NO
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
> Squeeeee
oh my GOD YIGFBIERDJGMOPES
I LITERALLY JUST SHIT MYSELF THINKING SOMEONE WAS BEHIND ME……AND I’M AGAINST A WALL. I KEEP THINKING THAT SOMEONE IS TOUCHING MY HEAD AND FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
I through off my headphones when he whispered in my ear
HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING.
IT’S BACK ON MY DASH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I’M SCREAMING
I’m literally dying. This is nuts. Wow.
I SHIT MY SELF WHEN HE WHISPERED IN MY EAR WOW
